Just the Slimiest

RSS

(Source: unclefather)

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

(Source: everydaycomics)

vaegrant:

so apparently in skyrim, mannequins are paralyzed NPCs because that makes it easier to program them that makes sense yes except

sometimes they glitch and are not paralyzed and they can walk around or they move to different spots or they LOOK AT YOU as if they are a person oh my fuckin god tehre are literal tears in my eyes

i refuse to put a single fuckin manenquin anywhere in my house ever

(Source: 2coopy)

kin-sei:


Pokeddexy Challenge - Day 16 : ROCK TYPE
#697 Rexillius (Tyrantrum)

All hail the king

kin-sei:

Pokeddexy Challenge - Day 16 : ROCK TYPE

#697 Rexillius (Tyrantrum)

All hail the king

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

image

If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

  • Q: A major concern in A Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Thrones is power. Almost everybody – except maybe Daenerys, across the waters with her dragons – wields power badly.
  • George R.R. Martin: Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it's not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn't ask the question: What was Aragorn's tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren't gone – they're in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? In real life, real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with. Just being a good guy was not the answer. You had to make hard, hard decisions. Sometimes what seemed to be a good decision turned around and bit you in the ass; it was the law of unintended consequences. I've tried to get at some of these in my books. My people who are trying to rule don't have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn't make you a wise king.

(Source: audienceandaudio)

owian:

do you just ever see your fave character in a picture like

image

merrigo:

•⌓•)

merrigo:

•⌓•)